Clinical Study Diary

July 06 –

Lativio announces its intention to conduct a clinical study on Natural Penis Enlargement.

Volunteers are called for, to model the “ultimate routines” on camera, in the UK, for the purpose of guiding the study participants through each beginner, Intermediate and Advanced routine from “go to whoa”.

I put my hand up to be considered and find myself extremely excited to be selected to be the “star attraction” in this historical event in the world of PE. After much organizing by Paul, it is agreed that I will come to the UK for seven days, three of which, will be spent filming the routines.

13/8/06 –

Depart Darwin,  30degrees Celsius and left my pullover at home. Ahhh well, it’s the middle of summer in the UK, 2 weeks ago they were having 40 plus degree Celsius temps, shouldnt be a problem.

A few mates are a bit concerned about travelling to the UK 3 days after the explosives liquid scare at Heathrow. Hey, what the hell, it all adds to the excitement.

Paul and the Lativio guys have been fantastic in making this happen, I cant wait to meet them. It’s a 4 hour flight to Singapore and a 4 hour stop over before continuing the 12 hour flight to Heathrow. 20 hours total with 16 hours in the air.

Very comforting to be asked that all window shutters on the plane be closed as we fly over Afghanistan air space.

14/8/06 Monday (UK Date) –

Arrive at Heathrow at 5.15am. Got a bit of sleep on the plane, feeling pretty doughy.

The airport is huge, hey, theres a Concorde parked up at the start of the runway, cool !.

The place is deserted when we arrive. Passing through immigration was not without its hassle, I guess the bomb scare still has them on edge.

At one stage I thought I was going to have to flop my dick out on the counter when I kept being asked all sorts of questions about my visit , which was “to visit friends”, phew, finally appeased her enough to wave me through without having to resort to that.

Make my way to the front of the terminal, and find my stop for catching the coach to Nottingham ok. The temp is great for the middle of summer, 11 degrees C on arrival and with low cloud cover and drizzle.

Gee, I’m so glad I forgot my pullover and am nice and warm in jeans and T shirt. Try to make a call on the mobile phone back to OZ and realize that I didn’t organize roaming on my phone, so now I am incommunicado.

The four hour coach trip to Nottingham passes by uneventfully, with me huddling under my shirt, wistfully thinking of my abandoned pullover back in Darwin.

My arrival at Broadmarsh Bus Station has me frantically searching the adjoining shopping centre for a pullover to ward off the chill. Of course, the range is quite limited considering it is summer!!  

I find a sexy (NOT) striped acrylic number for three pounds, it is a medium and I am large, so It is rather skin tight, but hey, welcome to some warmth factor at last !

This little foray has put me a little bit behind schedule and so it is that I am warmly met by some very relieved Lativio guys and gals, when I finally arrive at their operational hub, about 2 hours later than expected.

The lovely Emma and Jade are the first to greet me upon entering the well laid out Lativio offices, adorned with welcoming banners and decorations.

It is not long before I am introduced to all the other wonderful “behind the scenes” guys by Paul.

After a few hours of socializing and exchanging yarns, it is time to head over to Darren’s place, where I will be staying for my five days in Nottingham. After unpacking and a little nap (its 2am back in OZ) Darren and Andy come and pick me up for an evening game of outdoor soccer with Paul and a few other guys.

It is here that I show off my prowess at being totally unco-ordinated and unfamiliar with the game, but much fun and laughter is had by all, before heading back home.

15/8/06 Tuesday.

Another bright cheerful overcast wet and cool English morning greets me.

I spend a few hours in the office catching up with the events on the forum, then time to do some sightseeing of Nottingham.

A few beers at a couple of pubs in town are in order, before taking a stroll down through the markets and on to the Nottingham Castle.

After spending a few hours wandering through the home of the infamous “Sherriff” and taking the obligatory tourist pics. I attempt to retrace my steps back to where I started, only to find myself strolling out into the suburbs.

A quick check of my map, a change in direction back to where I think the city should be and five kilometers later, I find myself back at the Castle.

Oh well, no time like the present to quaff a couple of cold beers at the “Ye Olde Jerusalem” before hailing a cab to take me back to the office and then to Pauls place for Chinese dinner and watch soccer, before heading back to Darren’s for bedtime

16/8/06 Wednesday –
Filming Day One - Basic Routine.

8.30am, waiting in the rain before Paul picks me up and we head to the studio.

Here we meet Joel and Ian, the 2 cameramen that will be shooting the footage for the routines and a couple of the nicest lads you could meet.

As they set up the equipment, we exchange yarns and work through the script, then its time for “Lights, Camera, Action” and its time to get naked in front of 3 guys that I barely know and play with my dick LOL.

The first days filming goes extremely well, I made sure to bring my laptop and had some good porn playing off camera, which was extremely popular with the guys, especially the squirting and screaming girls scenes.

After 6 – 7 hours and several repeats of the exercises from different angles etc, we had it “in the can”  and Paul and I head back to the office, then home and then out on the town to visit a couple of pubs and clubs before heading back for bed.

17/8/06 Thursday –
Filming Day Two – Intermediate Routine.

Another rainy morning as I wait Paul to pick me up, thank god for this stripey  pull over to ward off the chill.

The second day filming is fantastic, any semblance of stage shock I may have had is all gone and it is a breeze to perform the routines and the double takes and everything else required for a successful shoot.

With a bit of time left due to the early finish, Paul and I are able to get some filmed interview time in as well for the day.

On arrival back at the office, we are informed that tonight we are heading out for a business dinner and drinks with a couple of business associates.

These 2 gentlemen are a couple of  livewires and the evening is filled with sprited conversation, beer, red and white wines ( a glass of which ended up all over my stripey pullover) and the funniest episode that involved a penis being pulled out at the table, for close examination by all, of a second hole in a foreskin.

This occurring in a busy and rather swank restaurant, no doubt witnessed by many other patrons.

After concluding the meal, it is time to do a tour of some of Nottinghams nightspots and clubs and it is around  4 am when I finally get to strip off my red wine soaked clothes and pour myself into bed.

18/8/06  Friday –
Filming Day Three, Final – Advanced Routines.

GOD!!! Is it 7.30am already?!!  Who am I, Where am I and What am I doing here?!! Ahhhh yes, its all coming back to me now……. 

Another rainy and cold morning greetsme as I struggle to regain some composure in my seedy, hung over and ill state.

As I get dressed, I look at my wine soaked stripey pull over with some apprehension, wondering if I can coerce one more day out of it. I gingerly pick it up and apprehensively sniff at it and promptly feel the bile rising in my throat, as I inhale its rancid aroma.

After steadying myself for 5 minutes and successfully forcing the bile back down to whence it came, I conclude that its going to be a cold wait in the rain for Paul, in jeans and T shirt.

It is a rather subdued Paul that picks me up and we make our way to the studio, where a few cups of coffee are in order before commencing the filming.

To cut a very long story short, the day is long and arduous, as I struggle to perform the advanced routine with the most nagging headache and rising bile, that I have experienced for at least a couple of weeks.

After several false starts and breaks, we finally wrap the filming in the longest day to date and I am very relieved to view some of the footage and realize that it turned out way better than I felt  LOL.

So it is, that we return to the office, somewhat enlightened and a little more composed, to be greeted by all and advised that celebratory and farewell drinks are in order before my departure for London tomorrow morning. 

What a blast!!!!  and to cut a long story short, we finish up dancing and partying with lots of Sambucca shooters till 5am before heading back to Darren’s for a little sleep and an 8.30am departure back to London.

19/8/06 Saturday –

A very seedy and hung over Darren, farewells me as I pour myself into the cab, destined for the bus station.

It is an uneventful 5 hour trip back to Heathrow and I manage to sleep off my hangover on the way.

On arrival at Heathrow, I catch the tube back to London and disembark at Piccadilly Circus. I find my way down to the tourist centre on Regent St and book a room at the Hallam hotel, behind the BBC building.

It is a 2 kilometre walk to the hotel and after a refreshing shower, I take a walk down to Marble Arch and along Oxford St. before having fish and chips in Soho and walking down to the Westminster Bridge, stopping at Trafalgar Square and taking a few great night pics of some of the most recognized landmarks in London, then heading back to the hotel for some much need sleep.

20/8/06 Sunday –

Last day in the UK before departing for OZ at 9.20pm tonight. I have to cram as much as I can into the day. An early checkout sees me hopping on an Original Tour, double decker bus at 8am.

The weather is cool and drizzling rain – still ! I decide to stay on the bus and drive past all the landmarks for future reference, as there is not enough time to spend at any one of them. I am awed at the architecture and history of this great city as we travel past some of the most well known places in the world.

I disembark the bus at Westminster Quay to take advantage of the 50 minute Thames ferry cruise and marvel at the sights on this famous river.

A two hour lunch break at the Walkabout lodge where I enjoy a few cold Aussie VBs.

Then its back on the bus to see some more sights before disembarking at Hyde Park and taking in the spectacle that is “Speakers Corner” and enjoying an ice cream down at the lake.

It is now 5pm and time to head back to Heathrow, with the recent dramas, I want to be there at least 3 hours before my departure.

The Tube gets me into Heathrow quickly and at 6pm, I am standing in the longest queue that I have ever seen in my life! The “cattle yards” are full and  it stretches right back to the end of the terminal.

As the clock ticks 8.50pm, I am still an hour away from the check in counter and the panic is starting to set in, as my flight has not been called.

At 8.55pm a Singapore flight is called and I shotcut to the counter, only to be advised that my flight is closed, Agggggghhhhhhhhh…….    

After explaining that I have been waiting in the queue for 3 hours, it is acknowledged that a mistake was made and due to staff breaks overlapping, that particular flight was not called and I can board the flight that is now departing.

Very relieved, I pass through the security point where shoes and belts need to be removed, before hurrying to the departure gate and joining the last of the boarders.

Once seated on board and starting to relax, I find myself nodding off, but manage to stay awake for the takeoff and inflight meal, after which I settle back and sleep soundly for 9 hours of the 12 hour flight.
 
22/8/06 Tuesday ( Australia Date )

So it is, that I arrive back in Darwin, Australia at 3.20am after experiencing the most enjoyable and exciting week of my life, with some of the most genuine and fun people that I have ever met, doing some things that I would never have dreamt in my wildest dreams LOL.

The memories and friends that I made, will stay with me forever and I sincerely thank all the Lativio guys, in particular Paul, Darren and Andy, for the opportunity and experience of a lifetime.

Cheers
Dazz