And now for some gentle humor

[ebon00]

Check out this article (http://www.brokennewz.com/usnews/andersonruler.asp).

[IHitThatBox]

Hahahaha! What man wouldn't want his 'schwanzstucker' to feel 2.54 times longer? Hahahaha... Oh man. He meant 15 cm, not inches. lol.