a bit of laughter for u

[jordo2k1]

ok ok ok i know this has sod all ta do with anythink but well i thought id just cheer some grummpy old bastards up by posting a joke ( im doing the sit on me dick stretch and im bored)
ok ...
a guy comes home from work one day and too his amazement his living room is filled with gym equipment..
he asks the wife "what the @#%$ is all this doin here?"
his wife turns to him and tells him" well i read in a magazine that if i exersize with things like these my boobs will get bigger"
the guy by now has seen his ass and asks her how much she payed for all this stuff?
she tells him she paid altogether 2500 dollars
the man tells her ta box all the crap up and send it back right away but the woman beggs him and tells him if i send this stuff back my boobs will never get bigger.
the man turns to her and says "ok u want ur boobs bigger ?"
yes she replies alot bigger
ok the man says this is what u do,,u take a few sheets of toilet paper and every day u rub inbetween ur boobs and over time they will get a lot bigger ..
the woman shines with a huge smile and says "realy ?"
yes the man reples i mean look at what its done to ur fuckin arse :)
lol u may of heard this b4 but it still tickles me now :)
------jordo-----

[jordo2k1]

ok ok ok im feeling in a funny mood so heres another joke :) im pissin u off arnt i peeps:) lol
.....
an old geezer in an old peoples home takes a fancy to a female resident.. one day he plucks up the courage to go and talk to her,after a while hey says he would like to make love to her.
she agrees(as u do)and says that when everybody goes on the next day trip they should stay behind alone and have sex.
the big day comes and he goes to the womans room.
he asks her how she likes to be made love to,
she tells him she loves men goin down on her and if he wouldnt mind,of course not the man replies and he hastly gets down on his knees,,
after 30 seconds he comes back up and says hes sorry but it smells to bad down there..
she thinks for a second and tells him it must be her arthritis.
he looks at her confused and says that surely one cant get arthritis down there and even if u could it wouldnt make that smell..
no no no she says its the artritis in my shoulder,
it hurts so bad that i cant reach down ta wipe my arse :)
....another of my favs
....
ok a guy goes to the doctor and says "doctor theres something wrong with me."
im not gay or anythink but every time i stand in front of the mirror naked i get a boner.
the doctor looks him up and down and replies.
"well u look like a c.unt"

had ta put the . incase it erased the punchline lol

[Tranceology]

Truly Hilarious Stuff Jordo!

Tranceology