Blueboy
03-20-2005, 04:37 PM
I've thought of something I haven't seen posted ANYWHERE yet. But it may be old news .....
I've been diligently searching for a device/method that does NOT have to utilize a loop of any kind behind the head. I don't EVEN like the possible harm or discomfort that could cause.
So I thought about using a piece of " Chinese Finger Trap " material. It's the nylon tubing that looks like black mesh net. It expands if you push on it , and contracts TIGHT around anything inside of it when pulled. So I wonder , why couldn't you wrap your unit to protect it with any of MANY different wrapping tools , then place the trap over your unit and tighten it up ?
You just sear the loose ends with flame ( while you're making it , NOT while wearing it :D ) , and it will not fray apart. You can then place ANYTHING for a weight inside the other end that's cut to whatever length you want it , and it will tighten up on that too , PLUS you can tie , sew , or melt that end together where your weight can't come out. When you want to change weights , just cut it off an inch and add your next weight. You can even use thin cylindrical weights , where it doesn't show beneath your clothes. I'm going to take a piece of 4" x 6" lumber , drill a 1/2" hole in it about 5" deep , then fill the hole with melted lead ( using a chemical mask and eye protection ). Once the lead is cooled it shrinks ( we used to make fishing weights this way ) and it will slide right out of the wood. I can then cut this to what length I want , to make the desired weight I want to hang !!
The total device can be made to only hang a few inches below your pecker , or by your knee , or even to your high ankle area. It's VERY thin , and not bulky in ANY way.
Lastly , I'm going to make a nylon loop that goes around my waist with a couple of inches of slack , and connects to both sides of the top of the trap. That way , if it ever comes off accidentally , it will only slide down a couple of inches , and will not slide out on the ground !!
Here's the advantages I can think of :
It can be EASILY hidden under clothes .....
Weights can be changed easily
Will fit ANYONE regardless of size
Can be worn just on the head of your pecker , can cover the entire length up to your body , or any amount of desired inches between.
Can be temporarily removed in a matter of seconds when you're pissing , and put back on just as fast.
If this is old news , or has not worked correctly in the past , please forgive the long post , but I bet I'll make it work , and will report back on the progress !
Cheers !! :cool:
I've been diligently searching for a device/method that does NOT have to utilize a loop of any kind behind the head. I don't EVEN like the possible harm or discomfort that could cause.
So I thought about using a piece of " Chinese Finger Trap " material. It's the nylon tubing that looks like black mesh net. It expands if you push on it , and contracts TIGHT around anything inside of it when pulled. So I wonder , why couldn't you wrap your unit to protect it with any of MANY different wrapping tools , then place the trap over your unit and tighten it up ?
You just sear the loose ends with flame ( while you're making it , NOT while wearing it :D ) , and it will not fray apart. You can then place ANYTHING for a weight inside the other end that's cut to whatever length you want it , and it will tighten up on that too , PLUS you can tie , sew , or melt that end together where your weight can't come out. When you want to change weights , just cut it off an inch and add your next weight. You can even use thin cylindrical weights , where it doesn't show beneath your clothes. I'm going to take a piece of 4" x 6" lumber , drill a 1/2" hole in it about 5" deep , then fill the hole with melted lead ( using a chemical mask and eye protection ). Once the lead is cooled it shrinks ( we used to make fishing weights this way ) and it will slide right out of the wood. I can then cut this to what length I want , to make the desired weight I want to hang !!
The total device can be made to only hang a few inches below your pecker , or by your knee , or even to your high ankle area. It's VERY thin , and not bulky in ANY way.
Lastly , I'm going to make a nylon loop that goes around my waist with a couple of inches of slack , and connects to both sides of the top of the trap. That way , if it ever comes off accidentally , it will only slide down a couple of inches , and will not slide out on the ground !!
Here's the advantages I can think of :
It can be EASILY hidden under clothes .....
Weights can be changed easily
Will fit ANYONE regardless of size
Can be worn just on the head of your pecker , can cover the entire length up to your body , or any amount of desired inches between.
Can be temporarily removed in a matter of seconds when you're pissing , and put back on just as fast.
If this is old news , or has not worked correctly in the past , please forgive the long post , but I bet I'll make it work , and will report back on the progress !
Cheers !! :cool: