 This is one thing that I have never understood about women. It does nothing short of piss them off so bad that they could kill.
I can't for the life of me after all of these years understand why they don't understand. Let me paint the picture.
You are going for a nice walk on the beach. It is a nice day. The wind is blowing gently and the water sparkles. You sit and watch the tides as they roll in and out.
The scene is so romantic but yet so relaxing. The girlfriend is wearing a hot two piece bathing suit and shows off her flat stomach. When you first laid down all you could think about was your girlfriend.
You try to get every glimpse of her ass that you can in that nice bathing suit. You give her a nice massage with sun tan oil. She thinks you care about her and don't want to get cancer, but you just like feeling her up. You spend the first 30 minutes looking at her oiled boobies.
You love how they shine when the sunlight shines on them. It is all you can do to keep from getting a hard on. You do everything. You try to hold your breath, you try to think of maggots eating a dead animal, just anything to keep that dick from getting hard.
After about an hour you get sick of your girlfriend. She won't shut up about how the boss at work is pissing her off. She won't shut up about how the bathing suit makes her ass look fat. You get sick and tired of it.
So what do you do? You scope out the other hot chicks. You wait for your girlfriend to close her eyes and enjoy the warm of the sun and the sound of the ocean. You are home free boy, you are home free. A beach full of hot babes that you can look at all day long. You try to find that one hot babe incase you get lucky tonight that you can think of her while you bang your girlfriend.
Then it happens. You know it by the way she acts. She first gives you that look. That look that could melt an iceberg a thousand miles away. Then she clears her throat. Then she jolts up and looks straight down at you.
Where have you seen this kind of action before? That's right, when you were a kid. You know how mom would act when you pissed her off. Now your balls go deep inside you while you await the bitching of a lifetime. You know what caused all of this to happen?
You try to act stupid like you don't know. You might even pick up a news paper or something to pretend like you were reading it all along. She found you looking at another woman. Not just looking, oh no. You were looking at this other woman like she was a piece of meat and you hadn't ate in years. You know that look.
That hot babe had tits the size of water melons. You loved how they bounced when she walked. You couldn't allow yourself just to take a simple glance then look away like you do at most of the girls. She was one you were going to put in your spank bank.
The one girl from the beach that you would keep a visual image of incase you got laid or for when you jack off before you go to bed. She seen you looking. She seen you enjoying what you saw. Now she is pissed.
This is where all the mind games that she plays, will be played. When she becomes jealous, she will throw everything in the book at you. Even though we men have a thick skin, we must admit that this bothers us. There are some ways around this. It isn't that hard really, just keep your cool. Pretend that she is getting all bent out of shape for nothing.
Tell her that the woman that passed you had a strange scar. Sometimes this will work if she wasn't paying attention. Ask her what type of surgery she might have had since she had a scar on her stomach. Then act stupid and wonder if it could have been from having a baby.
From there you can go into your 'why do women have babies so young' routine. Tell your girlfriend that you thought the other woman said something to you. You were staring at her because you thought she was going to say something.
Tell her that she startled you. Say that you were laying down and she surprised you when she walked by. You had to see what was going on because you felt you were in danger. This one doesn't work too well, but it is worth a shot.
Tell her that she has a nice hair do and you think she would look good with her hair like that. This might work if your girlfriend hasn't been to the beauty shop in awhile. Only say this is if you have enough cash to get her hair done if she thinks the woman had nice hair.
All women get jealous. If you work it right, you can get out of having to say you were looking at another woman. If you are lucky, you will be able to strike up a conversation about whatever excuse you use..
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