 Men and women may speak the same language, but they compute it differently. A woman talks in more poetic ways, were as a man is more blunt.
A woman may hint to what she means, while a man tends to get to the point. If women were like cars, they would be easy to understand.
Most cars these days have a light in the dash that tells you if the oil is low or if there are any problems. Sometimes you may find a problem that surprises you, but most of the time you will know how to fix it. Women tend to talk in 'code language'.
It is like when you were a kid and would use morse code to talk to your friends on walkie talkies.
I have never understood why a woman is like this, but I have learned to live with it. Until I can find a way to cook good meals, have great sex alone, enjoy the smell of a woman's hair while she is next to me in bed, I will have to deal with it.
Sometimes it is like trying to look at a piece of art that makes no sense at all and trying to put it into perspective, other times it will drive a man to drink. Relax, take a deep breathe, and put all of this into perspective.
Let's attack the most famous one first. She asks if you think she is getting fat. What she is asking is, 'Do you still like my body, or have you gotten tired of it?'. At first that sounds like a stupid explanation. Women know that men tend to be more visually stimulated than women. It is important to her that you still find her attractive.
I wouldn't suggest to my worst enemy that you tell her that she is getting fat. Regardless if she is or isn't, that will only cause problems. Instead, look over at her and say, 'I don't think you are getting fat. I love you the way you are'. Try to touch her if you can while you say this, this is a great thing to say while laying in bed. Women love it.
If she asks if sex is important to you, what she is really asking is 'Are you only interested in me for sex'. This is a tough one. Of course probably your main focus is sex. She wouldn't be your girlfriend if you didn't find her sexually attractive. I mean, unless she is bald, has no teeth and is fat as a hog, then you have sexual feelings.
This is the one that I hate the most. It makes me sick to my stomach to hear a woman say this, 'I really like you as a friend'. What she really means to say is, 'You are a nice guy, but there won't be a relationship or any sex'.
If she is a gold digger she is trying to tell you, she may flirt with you enough to buy her stuff and take her out to dinner, but that is all you are good for. Sometimes a woman really just means that she wants you as a friend. Though I am leary of any woman who has a bunch of male friends. Chances are she is leading them on so they buy her things.
There might also be some self esteem issues if she has a lot of friends. I think women do this because it makes them feel attractive. In their minds if they have a lot of male friends, they must find her attractive and enjoy her company.
I would stay away from women like this. They serve no purpose. You aren't going to get laid or end up in a happy relationship. These type of women I call 'spank bankers'. Get your eye fill of them and masturbate about them later. That is about all they are good for.
The key thing to understand is that we think differently and we speak differently than women. There is nothing wrong with that. It requires you to come up with some crafty responses, but you will get used to it. Like most things in life, don't get bent out of shape about it.
If you don't understand try to think your way out of it. If nothing else works, women love foot massages. That will win her over. |
